Sitting here.
The taste of cold coffee on a warm fleshy tongue.
Next i’ll have some hot tea on my now cold fleshy tongue.
Isn’t that fun?
The view from the kitchen is serene, a grassy hill–sloping upward into the horizon of a grey sky, bordered on all sides by still bare trees. Pieces of bark from the highland games we played on Saturday still rest on the moist grass, giving home to the ever – present spores of fungi.
It’s 11:50:50, but the date on the clock is set wrong — Woops. Tattered decorations affixed to aging plaster stare inwards at me, sitting at this long wooden table.
Tea is definitely steeped. Crushed now at the bottom of this common french press. The brew now poured with sloppy precision. The NASA mug is now the vessel of this mate/chai concoction.
Yeah, definitely steeped. Excellent.
Rocking back on the hind legs of this upholstered wooden chair and beating on my ribs. I am a king and this mid – century style chair is my throne, its blue cloth on my black cotton.
This damn Swingers’ Club Aalborg clock keeps staring at me, the time is hopelessly wrong, much like some of their clientele, i’m sure.
I can see a shard of glass from that lightbulb I dropped last night, it’s safe underneath the cabinet, no need to panic. It can rest in it’s new found home.
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Today is supposed to be a day of productivity and work, however I find myself applying my mental stamina towards an unknown blog, typing on about my surroundings. I am tempted to include my exploits and activities as of late, however this may be unwise. I’m no gossip hen, and this blog isn’t a sewing circle.
Danish girls insist on speaking English in a proper English accent, be it American, Canadian, Australian, or New Zealander. I applaud you for sounding professional, but it’s not all that exciting. My trouser snake ain’t jumpin out of the shrubs when he hears the same old sounds of the garden, that’s for sure.
Danish accented English on a girl, damn though–it’s sexy. It’s almost got this kind of eastern european tinge to it. Too bad you’ll never hear it unless your having sex or she’s pretty drunk. Your english is great, don’t get me wrong…but talk Danish to me okay? Okay I should clarify…Danish english not Dansk. Danish straight up sounds scary, like a less severe german. It’s like German and Swedish fucked and then Dutch jizzed all over them in their afterglow.
Yeah.
I’m going on vacation in 8 days with some Americans. It’s going to be good.
Life is swell.